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Three ideas for someone to steal

Wednesday, 24 March 2010 03:29

Three ideas for someone to steal

Sometimes I cook up ideas to make the world better. Rather than go nuts trying to come up with the money, expertise, and time to execute them and thereby become wealthy enough to hire a house cleaner, I usually just keep them to myself. These ideas rot away in my memory and disappear. How selfish! (Even if, as I suspect, the ideas usually suck.) Now that we are firmly ensconced in the era of share everything, I will do my best to spread these half-assed ideas to the rest of the planet via blogging and tweeting and social networking and human interface 2.0ing. Enjoy.

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How my crazy poodle has taught me to be more assertive

Thursday, 11 March 2010 09:34

How my crazy poodle has taught me to be more assertive

Cricket is certifiably insane. I have expert confirmation of this fact. Sometimes, when she attacks and bites people or works herself into an aggressive tizzy, it isn’t funny in the least. But when she is under control, as she more or less has been for the past few months, her eccentricities can be amusing, even instructive.

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Media Bites


Gentlemen Broncos
If we politely ignore Nacho Libre, this movie is the true spiritual follow-up to Napoleon Dynamite for Jared Hess, and it accordingly suffers from sequelitis. More

Jude the Obscure
Thomas Hardy’s final novel scandalized England for its views on divorce, but there’s something more shocking at work in its dreary prose. More

Alice in Wonderland
Or, as the script would have it titled, Um in Underland. Now, I’m a Tim Burton apologist, so I’m inclined to forgive this movie for many faults, but… More

The Invention of Lying
Ricky Gervais is a master of the comedic reaction shot, which means he cast himself perfectly in this brilliant script about the only man in the world who knows how to lie. More

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What’s different about California’s budget?

Comparing the Golden State’s tax structure to other states

All states were not created equal. The hodgepodge map of borders within the continental United States was primarily drawn during a period of rapid population movement—when politicians had no inkling of what the territories’ eventual population density and makeup would be—and during a period of intense national struggle—plenty of states inherited their borders due solely to the slavery question, and plenty more were slapped together in the aftermath of the civil war, when the notion of federal unity trumped any idea of state independence.

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Why parity is only an AL problem

It’s the DH, stupid

By now, I’ve heard just about every possible reason for why the American League is just a better league. This is based on the head-to-head interleague records and the streak of AL wins in the All-Star Game.

Now, personally I like to call the National League “baseball” and the American League “Disney on Ice” because of the DH, which destroys the integrity of the game’s strategy. But more than hampering the in-game strategy, I think what we’ve seen since the last expansion rounds — which added 3 teams to the NL and only 1 to the AL — is the more sinister effect of the DH, the one that occurs in the off-season.The media has been bemoaning the lack of parity in the league since the last expansion, that in baseball your wallet size trumps everything else. What they’re missing, because of the incessant focus on the New York/Boston rivalry, is that this is only true in the American League.

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Inflation is not under control
Unless you’re a Baby Boomer, I guess. I am so tired of the phrase “inflation remains under control” in all the tentatively optimistic economic pieces that have come out. Inflation is not under control. Prices are under control. Inflation — which, in my mind, is the relationship between earning power and purchasing power — has been out of whack for 15 years, and continues to slide out of control. The Boomers who enjoyed America’s economic rise to power have come to view inflation as the change in purchasing power only. That is because, by and large, they still live in the paradigm of career-length jobs with salaries and benefits that were dictated by single-income families. As women entered the work force en masse, they famously were subjected to lower salaries than their male counterparts. This has been decried as sexism (which is certainly at the root of the difference), but it’s also a force of economics: more workers need to share the same amount of capital, and so salaries decrease for the newer workers in the mix. Increased spending habits (conspicuous consumption), the need for outsourced day care (pumping more spending into the economy again), and a greater acceptance of personal debt have largely kept the world looking similar for older women, that first generation to pioneer full-time careers on a mass scale. But what about those who have graduated and started working from the late 1980s to now? An employer is always looking for ways to save money on labor costs, and younger generations have become inured to the idea of working for less, or for free. (Ask your parents and grandparents about the internships they did; they didn’t do any. Now ask a recent college graduate; it’s now common to do more than one internship before attaining entry level employment.) Just as women were paid less for the same work, younger people are now paid tremendously less than their parents at the same stage in their careers. The salaries (adjusted for inflation) might actually be similar, but the rapid erosion of company benefits must be factored in. Even without factoring in inflation and benefits, I know many people who happily work for a smaller numerical salary than their parents did at the same age. The marketplace has adjusted to a two-income household, which means each individual makes substantially less money than before. This makes some sense — one worker doesn’t need to make as much money when they’re not trying to support another adult and some children on the salary. But consumer goods have not gotten cheaper, and therein lies the hidden inflation. If you want to see the real inflation, look at items that Baby Boomers do not purchase: college tuitions (student loan debt) and rent. These areas have experienced across-the-board, year-to-year, highly noticeable increases in cost. Salaries have not risen to meet those costs. Gen X and Gen Y are getting pummeled by inflation. And just wait until the ‘inflation bomb’ the Boomers have lit under health care costs finally comes to bear on their aging children. (Hell, even Boomers complain about the cost of health care and health insurance.) The population explosion of the mid-20th century has done some funky things, demographically, to our economy. For the most part, it’s been a great ride financially, do to all that labor and creativity. But here in the twilight, as fewer children attempt to support both the triumphs (Social Security) and mistakes (um, Social Security?) of their numerous elders, the sense that inflation has been under control will surely drop away. We are, and will continue to be, poorer than our parents. I suppose you could blame us. Or the economy. Me? I blame inflation.